16 FEB (PARODY) – No one would buy a Rolex at a carnival or invest with Bernie Madoff, so why would anyone inject vaccines made by felons? Since 2009, the pharmaceutical industry has paid $10 billion to settle thousands of criminal and civil complaints related to the illegal marketing of drugs that kill or injure 2-4 million Americans, ANNUALLY – paying millions of dollars in kickbacks and bribes to clinicians that unnecessarily prescribe deadly drugs to healthy patients. By any definition, people (and corporations) that kill for profit are usually called felons.
By carefully following these easy steps, anyone can use live virus to make your own vaccines in the privacy of your own home.
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